This is the first installment of a series called “Arguably the Worst” where we roast pop-culture so you can use this as a cheat sheet for your game.
We decided to start with none other than Elon Musk or Elon Tusk as he’s affectionately named Rick & Morty Series. “Why Elon?” you may be asking.. We’re asking why not Elon? We all remember those “you might be a redneck jokes” started by Jeff Foxworthy.
Elon Musk is a great man. He’s an accomplished South African; a self made Billionaire, a recovering baldie, and the billionaire voice of our generation. We have to acknowledge that the Musk’s didn’t own Emerald Mines in South Africa during Apartheid. We must recognize that Elon Musk is the founder and inventor of Tesla and not two other guys. So of all the things Elon Musk is, where did we get redneck?
Let’s start by asking ourselves this question. Fundamentally how do we describe a red neck. Well “You might be a redneck” if you try to exchange livestock for sexual favors. Or “you might be a redneck” if you have any sister mothers. I feel like we went straight for the jugular on this one but it’s all fun and games. Not to mention this whole article is full of *alleged things red necks would do* we definitely wouldn’t want to actually accuse Rednecks of such things.
Seriously, we are terrified of Musk and the and the Billionaire class but we fully believe that as celebrities’ we have a duty to make fun of them and bring them back down to our level. After all this is America… right? Now if Musk wants to do us any favors we’d love it if he could buy us Teslas so we could trade it in for a Hydrogen cars.
This a joke for fun and games so make sure you check the seriousness at the door cause our next article is about Biden.